With lots of drafts
An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year. A Sicilian actuary can give you their names...
They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.
They've both been known to blow a little dope.
Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts !
Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
Yellow. *Phil answers phone*
Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets
Because her teacher told her to do an essay
She was told to do an essay in school.
Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.
He was trying to dodge the draft.
