How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do some people like to date pessimists?

All that salt must make them thirsty.

When I confronted it, it said it was for its people blog?

What a creep.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why can't Canada win wars?

Because they'll blow you up and then apologize.

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

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Why isn't the guy who wrote "Danger Zone" and the Saved by the Bell theme very active on social media?

He forgot his Loggins

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do you call a Mexican little person?

A paragraph because he isn't a full ese (essay)...

What do the 12th of July and the end of an essay have in common?

They're both summary!

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

Why is there a draft?

Diner: Yes it's blown my steak off the plate three times.

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.