How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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What's the difference between a blonde and McDonald's?

A: A blonde serves more people in a night.

Why couldn't the bee dress as a ghost for Halloween?

Because people are offended by seeing Boo Bees.

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What is so brilliant with a Arabian blow-up doll?

They blow themselves up.

Who wants to play war?

I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

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Who is the Gorillas' favourite playwright?

Eugene O'Neill - who wrote 'The Hairy Ape!'

Who wrote "The Open Kimono"?

Seymour Hare.

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

What do you call a little Mexican?

A paragraph. Because he's not quite an essay.

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

When is the NFL going to start drafting players with mental handicaps?

Have you ever seen a video of them getting the ball and not scoring a touchdown

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.