How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

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Why did SJWs call out Medusa?

She kept objectifying people.

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

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What happened to the Irishman who tried to blow up a school bus?

He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.

What color are Margaery's eyes ?

Blue. One blew this way, the other one blew that way!

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

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Where do cats write down notes?

A: Scratch Paper!

What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

Essay Jokes More Essay Jokes

Why did the Mexican fail English 101?

He wouldn't turn in his essay

What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

Draft Jokes More Draft Jokes

Why did the beer get bottled?

He was trying to dodge the draft.

Why do writers always feel cold?

Because they are surrounded by drafts!