Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

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What's your favorite medical joke?

I've memorized a lot of jokes from a previous "doctor joke" thread, and need some fresh material!

What do you call a German who cringes a lot?

Vince

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Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?

They can stick to the subject!

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics ?

All sorts of antics !