Why doesn't the ant ever get sick?

He has lots of antibodies.

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How many years of experience do you have?

50 - Really You are 40 years old - I had lots of overtime

What did the math text book say to the Shakespeare text book?

Look, buddy, I've already got a lot of problems, and I really don't need any of your drama.

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What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

What kind of medicine do Ants use when they have eye problems?

Ant-Eye Biotics (Dad joke, I know)