Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

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because he wanted to play minijerkoff.

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God knows.

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One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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Put them inside a woman's body.

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Who is the scientist's favorite zombie?

The schrodinger cat.