Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

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Why was this in the trash?

Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous.

What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

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How much does wonton soup weigh?

One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.

What rhymes with Jon Snow?

He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign?

It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation.

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh?

An Appaloosa!

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Why was schrodinger's cat in trouble with the law?

I don't know, but he was wanted dead and alive.

Who is the scientist's favorite zombie?

The schrodinger cat.