What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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Why are British anti-smoking PSA's often made by homophobes?

Because they want to prevent people from bumming fags

What do North Korea and my girlfriend have in common?

Neither want me coming inside them.

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How does a white girl prepare for the world?

Basic training.

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

What did the 11 year old junior paleontologist and 50-cent music lover with cancer receive from the one wish foundation?

A Rap Tour

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.