What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do you call the urge to crack open a cold one?

Necrophilia.

Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why do Asian people never seem to age?

I met a chinese girl today & I estimate her age to be somewhere between 4 & 197.

Why aren't there many dead baby jokes anymore?

They don't age well.

Guide Jokes More Guide Jokes

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.