What just cracked?

A guide to aging.

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Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

What gets better with age?

Necrophilia

Guide Jokes More Guide Jokes

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.