How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

How does an idiot call for his dog?

He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

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What do you call the reptile that started the fight?

The insti-gator.

Who would win in a fight, Michael J. Fox or Taylor Swift?

Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.