How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog die?

It had Barkinsons

What did the Dog say to the Chipmunk?

Woof.

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How do you start a conversation about men's rights?

Mention feminism.

How do you start a raid in Ethiopia?

Staple food to the ceiling!

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Why do tomcats fight ?

Because they like raising a stink !

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

Guide Jokes More Guide Jokes

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

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How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

What's the worst question you can ask a blind date?

So.. you seeing anyone "