How many black people do you need to start a riot?

Negative 1.

Previous Random Joke Next
Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why did the farmer start a punk rock band?

He was tired of Haulin' Oats

What happens when you throw a black rock into the Red Sea?

I originally thought that the black rock gets wet, but it was brought to my attention that the Red Sea is in the middle east, so it prob'ly starts a holy war!

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why does Beyonce say "To the left, to the left"?

Because black people have no rights.

Why are there no black people at the North Pole?

Because there is nothing to steal there

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

Why doesn't the sun need to go to University?

He's too bright.

Riot Jokes More Riot Jokes

How many blacks does it take to start a riot?

1

Why do they call it a non-sequitur?

Riot gear.