Minus one.
Irene. (Normally start this as a two part joke with, "What do you call a woman with... Ilene." Ha... But figured everyone had already heard that).
When she starts her sentence with, "A man once told me..."
They need it to shoot themselves in the foot.
Hyruleglyphics.
1
Target practice.
Three Fifths
To teach their kids how to walk.