What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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How do you spell wrong?

R o n g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it

Why do I have to say please when I ask for a sandwich at a restaurant?

They don't say please when I'm paying. They say, "That'll be $5". I should be able to say, "That'll be a sandwich."

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Where do you go when you need a sperm donation?

Sasha Grey's mouth

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

What did the toaster say to the bread?

I want you inside me.

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Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?

Because of the sand which is there.

What do you call a Chinese man allergic to dogs?

Starving.