What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

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What's black, has bite marks and isn't needed any more?

Philip Hoffman's belt.

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

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What looks just like half a loaf of bread?

Its other half.

Why does Germany have so many different kinds of bread?

Well, we had to do something with the ovens.

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Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"