What does the unemployed starving man ask his rich baker friend?

I just need some bread

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Why do people point at their wrist when asking for the time?

Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

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Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

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What do you call food between two slices of bread?

a sandwich

Why does bread not have eyebrows?

Because it's bread.

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Why can't you starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.

Why would you never starve in the desert?

Because of all the sandwiches there.