Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

What do you think of my tweets?

Wife: They're all pretty terrible. Me: Don't you have ANYTHING positive to say Wife: You're consistent.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What do Asians do during an erection?

They vote

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How is Alaska in the NE?

They can see Russia.

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.