Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's the problem?

Wife: He makes friends with the strangest things Me petting a bee: You're not strange are you Alan

What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

Why is India surprised by the Brexit vote?

They didn't know you could get Britain to leave by voting.

Alaska Jokes More Alaska Jokes

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you