Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

You get your job back, you get your wife back and you get your tractor back.

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Why won't the holocaust survivor vote for Bernie Sanders?

He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

Why can't horses vote?

Cause their answer is always 'nay'. I'm sorry, I'll leave...

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How do you tell the time in Antarctica?

A:I don't know,Alaska guy and tell you

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR