What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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Where do literal dogs live?

On the roof.

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

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Where do tv's go on vacation?

To remote Islands

What do you call large number of cannibals stranded on an island?

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Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

What do you call an emotionally unstable animal who lives in alaska and vacations in antarctica?

A BIPOLAR BEAR

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What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house?

She didn't, it was just an Aleutian.

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What do you call an Eskimo optometrist?

An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.