What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.

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What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.