An optical Aleutian.
One, or two? One, or two?
Missouri.
Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.
Oh, Phuket!
To remote Islands
Ice Krim(http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%D0%9A%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%BC)
Alaska
An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.