One, or two? One, or two?
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An optical Aleutian.
Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife
They can see Russia.
Please! I in cyst!
Now I would date him for the prescriptions.
An optical Aleutian. I actually made this one up. But if someone else said it first, I wouldn't be surprised.
Tenplates
It don't need cleaning!
Two. One to hold the bulb, and another to spin the story until the bulb fits.
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Because their Zoos ran out of room.
A
Long Island.
A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk.
He knows where all the bad girls live
