How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

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How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one.

How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?

Not all men.

How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

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How many eye doctors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, or two? One, or two?

What do you call an eye doctor living on an island in Alaska?

An optical Aleutian.