How many Brazilians does it take to change a lightbulb?

One Brazillion.

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How many country singers does it take to change a lightbulb?

One to put in the new one, and two to sing about how good the old one was.

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

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How many "All Lives Matter" protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.

How many germans does it take to change a lightbulp?

One. We are efficient and don't have any humor.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

How many sad soccer fans are there today?

A Brazillion...