How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries

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How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

How many country stars does it take to change a light bulb?

Six-1 to change the bulb and 5 to sing about how much they miss the old one.

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What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.