How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

How many moths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two, but how they get in there.. I don't know. (Stolen from an old Maxim in my dad's storage)

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How do you tell a transgender from a real woman?

The quality of the sandwich.

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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.