Plenty Jokes

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

What's the best part about locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic?

Plenty of coat hangers.

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What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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Lock Jokes More Lock Jokes

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?

Jail-birds !

Why is it easy to break in to an old man's house?

Because his gait is broken and his locks are few.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do silicon and my ex girlfriend have in common?

the resistance of both drop when doped.

Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey?

The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What is the difference between a philanthropist and Nicki Minaj?

A philanthropist likes to impress people with his larg**esse**! :-P

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ?

He had no body to go with !

Stutter Jokes More Stutter Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

What kind of batteries do stuttering Canadians use?

Triple Eh's.

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How does a feminist change a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.

Why is there a strange baby in the crib?

Daughter: You told me to change the baby.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."