Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

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What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?

Eski-moos!

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

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How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

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Why did the IT Admin marry Sally?

She had a 19" rack.

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.

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What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

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Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

A: Because she grew out of her B shells.