Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Previous Random Joke Next
Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

Why don't Black people hijack airplanes?

They'll have no one to sell it to.

How do you sell chocolate to a deaf/foreign person?

WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY SOME CHOCOLATE?!

40 Jokes More 40 Jokes

What has 40 teeth and holds a monster at bay?

My zipper.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and Princess Diana?

The Mercedes can easily reach 40.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

Sally Jokes More Sally Jokes

Why did Sally fall of the swing?

Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally :)

Why did Sally drop her ice cream while crossing the street?

She got hit by a Bus.

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Bind Jokes More Bind Jokes

Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

How is Ducktape like the Force?

It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired

Seashell Jokes More Seashell Jokes

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells