What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...