What do you fire from underwater guns?

Seashells

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Who doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?

A Snowman.

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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Why did the mermaid cover her breasts with seashells?

She outgrew her B shells.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!