Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

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What's the deal with reddit being obsessed about puns?

I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(

What type of jokes do Sikhs hate?

Puns

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What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally , cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

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What joke?

Exactly".

How many people does it take to make a joke on /r/Jokes?

Three. One to post it, one to make a better punchline in the comments, and one to repost it the next day.