I've never... META ... group of people so obsessed with puns before.. Fine, I'll leave :(:(
Paddy O' furniture
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A pun is a play on words, while Cliff's notes are a word on plays
Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
It's retarded.
Oh, they'll tell you.
Reddit Old
If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.
THE PUNCHLINE OF THIS JOKE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE GOVERNMENT OF THE PEOPLES REPUBLIC OF CHINA, PLEASE REMAIN CALM WHILE WE WILL DEAL WITH THE OP IN A CIVIL MANNER.
a 'fan'atic.
He was an Afghani-Stan.