How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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What do disabled people get when there's a fire in the building?

Left behind

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What happens when your favorite team wins the World Cup?

You turn off your playstation.

Why can no one win at the Bangkok Olympics ?

Because it's always a THAI game.

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Why is 1 disapproving of 6?

That one doesn't believe in six before marriage.

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

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Why couldn't Hillary win the election?

Women only win .7 votes for every one a man wins.

How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.