How do you win an election?

By having people believe that you've won an election.

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Why don't people from Yorkshire use deodorant?

Because they have no pits.

Why is Gordon Ramsey always so angry?

Because people get all up in his grill.

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Who do you see winning the presidency in 4 years?

I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision.

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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How was the election rigged?

Through the Electoral College.

Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.