Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

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What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

Why does the KKK like christmas?

Because it's the one day that they have an excuse to hang coloured balls from trees.

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Why do honeydew melons have to get married in a formal ceremony?

Because they cantaloupe.

Why couldn't the melon couple run off and get married?

Because they can't elope.

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What is your reason for divorce?

She pronounces 'Kansas' like the second part of 'Arkansas'

What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

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What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!