Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why are clothes so expensive?

I shouldn't have to pay so much to not be naked. Other people should pay me not to be naked.

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

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What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?

Baaaaaahumbug

What do a priest and a Christmas tree have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration

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Why did the psych ward escapee never get married?

He had a fear of commitment

Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

Why is 6 divorcing 7?

Because 7 8 out 9.

Why did my Geoligist wife divorce me?

She kept on saying that everything I said was complete bullschist

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Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.