Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb in Brazil?

A Brazillion!!!

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What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas?

Cancer

What do a Christmas tree and a sterile man have in common?

Their balls are for decoration only.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What do you call it when you dream about getting married?

Bed wedding.

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Why did the janitor file for a divorce?

He found his wife sweeping with someone else.

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

Why does the Devil hate the holiday Season?

Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.