Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What do the LGBT community and computers have in common?

Most people over 50 are scared of them and think they are destroying the fabric of society!

What do dark humour and food have in common?

Only some people get it.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What does a homeless man gets for Christmas?

A cold.

What did Timmy get for Christmas?

Cancer

Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What do you call fruits that aren't allowed to marry?

OC Cantaloupes.

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

Divorce Jokes More Divorce Jokes

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!"

What do you call the divorce between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie?

a Brexit

Holiday Season Jokes More Holiday Season Jokes

How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season?

Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone.

What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

Nignog