Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

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Which fruit can never get married?

Melons, because they can'telope.

Whats the only fruit that can't run away to get married??

A Cantaloupe.

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What do a hurricane and a divorce in Virginia have in common?

Screaming, crying, and somebody loses a trailer!

What's the similarity between Divorce and tornados in the Midwest?

Someone's losing their trailer

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Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.