Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

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What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?

A: surname

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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Why did Walt and Skyler get divorced?

There was no chemistry.

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

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Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.