Divorce Man Jokes

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

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Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

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What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

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What seperates black people and white people?

The prison bars.

How do the Greeks seperate the men from the boys?

A crowbar.

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What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Why did the man lost in the woods catch fire?

He was heading west.

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Why is there a show called "When Animals Attack"?

It should be called "When Stupid People Go Near Dangerous Animals."

What animals talk on the telephone the most?

The yakety-yaks!

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What is it exactly that separates man from animal?

Divorce

Why is the word "smiles" the longest word in English?

Because there is a mile separating the two s'es.