Divorce Man Jokes

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

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Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

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How was my engagement the same as my divorce?

In the end, I settled.

What is it called when two little people get divorced?

Daworfed

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What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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What seperates black people and white people?

The prison bars.

How do Muslims seperate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar.

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Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

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What did the man with dyslexia do while he was at the beach?

Sarah Palin

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.