Who knows, they never get the house.
They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old
because while I wait I like to be introspective
A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them.
removed
None. They just blame feminism for the darkness.
Because they don't know what a full house is
The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.
I want a divorce
Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.
A: Bad memory.