How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

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What's your funniest yet least known joke?

I have a friend that absolutely loves cheesy, question and answer jokes and I wanna make a card with a list of them! The problem is that she knows just about every joke known to man so I challenge you to give me hilarious, short jokes that aren't very widely known. Make me laugh!

How do we know that God isn't a woman?

Because we're not all sandwiches

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: None. They have a machine that does that now.

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How many South American people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but it must be an odd number because, "they can't even."

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

How do you get Mexicans out of your house?

Juan by Jaun

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why did the 2 stem cell researchers get a divorce?

Because they grew a part.

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Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.