What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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How many Shia laBeouf's does it take to change a lightbulb?

NonononononononononoNONONONONONO! NONONONONONONO! NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO! (he can't.)

How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

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What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!