What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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How many sycophants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

How many do you want?

How many of my ex-girlfriends does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. Apparently she will screw anything.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.