What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.