What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

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What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?

The bombshell !

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.