What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut