Pennsylvania Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

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What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."

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