Pennsylvania Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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Why isn't Kanye West allowed in rural Pennsylvania?

An Amish with a tool, you know that's unheard of.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Why does no one own an Xbox in Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sony in Philadelphia!

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

Where does Dracula buy his pencils?

Pennsylvania.

Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania?

Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia.

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What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?"

Bad Joke Jokes More Bad Joke Jokes

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

Sony Jokes More Sony Jokes

What do you call a fake Sony phone?

Phony

What do you call memories of old Playstation?

Sony-stalgia

Kanye West Jokes More Kanye West Jokes

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

What is Kanye West's favourite kind of omelette?

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Sunni Jokes More Sunni Jokes

How do Muslims cook their eggs?

Sunni side up.

What's a Muslim's favorite TV show?

It's always sunni in Philadelphia

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

Who is better? The 3rd wave feminist or the pencil?

The pencil is better. It has a point.

Joe Jokes More Joe Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.