What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What's the best thing about elevator jokes?

They work on so many levels.

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

What did the cake say to the Pie?

That's sweet, ain't it?"