What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist?

Because they fought both tooth and nail!

When did the Chinese man know it was time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty

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What's the best thing to have in a hairy situation?

A razor.

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

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What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.