What is the best thing you can put in a pie?

Your teeth!

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Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

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What's the best thing about kids?

Making them!!!

What's the best thing about the US economy being so bad?

No telemarketers.

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What do you mean pi r square?

Pies are round

Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.