Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
Jerky.
Looking for Jobs.
You don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
Because they fought both tooth and nail!
A: A river.
He had firearms.
A: For holding up a pair of pants.
picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"
Help! My pocket's been picked!
With dog diskettes!
So he can kick out at 2.
When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.
Disburse!
A Private Tutor.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
He took out his dentures!
