Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

What's the difference between a School and an ISIS training ground?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone

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What's a depressed teenagers favorite activity?

Making their wrist look like their jeans. (I'm sorry)

Where is your unicorn?

Me: I don't have a unicorn. A: You better get naked and go into that Arby's and look for it anyway. M: Ok.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome : Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.

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Why was the garbage man arrested?

Because he was bin laden.

Why couldn't the police arrest the robber on the second floor?

Because he took the stairs.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

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To lay off his campaign staff.

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Why did the clam go to jail?

For setting up illegal shell companies!

What did Abe Lincoln say after a night of drinking?

I set WHO free?"

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What do you call a psychic midget on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

Who's there ! Almond ! Almond who ?

Almond the side of the law ! Kn

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What do you say when you see two cleaning ladies making out in public?

Get a broom.

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

Denture Jokes More Denture Jokes

How did the grandpa get rid of his sweet tooth?

He took out his dentures!

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.