What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

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What do you call someone who tells you they've successfully broken the Law of Excluded Middle?

WRONG.** ... or right, or something in between.

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.