What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

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What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

What's the difference between the average person and a feminist?

About 200 pounds.

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

Why was the man arrested for looking at sets of dentures in a dentist's window?

Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.

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What do you call a sick bird?

An illegal.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle