What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

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What is the difference between a single 40-year-old woman and a single 40-year-old man?

The 40-year-old woman thinks often of having children and the man thinks often about dating them.

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

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How did Einstein prove you can break the law of relativity?

He married his cousin.

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

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What's the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law, the other is a sick bird.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO