What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

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What's the difference between Whitney Houston and a black widow?

Nothing. Neither can climb out of a bathtub.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

What's the definition of mixed emotions?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

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Why did the sick bird get deported?

He was an ill eagle.

What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.