What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

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What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law?

A small medium at large.

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What's the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One's against the law, and the other's a sick bird.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle