What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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What are the cheapest kind of nuts?

Deer nuts, they're under a buck.

How much does it cost a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear.

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What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

What do you get when you cross a foot with cookware?

Potato!

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it

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What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.