What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a public park and a public toilet?

I need to know before my court date on Monday.

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced?

A buck-an-ear

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you know when the drummer has shown up for band practice?

He won't stop banging at the door.

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Podiatrist Jokes More Podiatrist Jokes

Who's there ! Callas ! Callas who ?

Callas should be removed by a podiatrist !

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'