What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

What's the difference between Beernuts and Deernuts?

Beernuts are $8.95 and Deernuts are under a buck!

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

What do you call a ghost without any feet?

A lost sole

Drummer Jokes More Drummer Jokes

How do you get the drummer off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza.

How do you know a drummer is at your door?

The knock speeds up.

Podiatrist Jokes More Podiatrist Jokes

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

What's the difference between a podiatrist and a drummer?

The podiatrist bucks up your feet.