Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

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Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Where's the best place to go on the first date?

All the way

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Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

What's it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?

Necking.

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What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.