Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

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Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

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What's the best part about dating twenty two year olds?

There are 20 of them.

Why are all the archaeologists single?

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What do you get when you kiss a sick bird?

Cherpies.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

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Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !