Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

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Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

Why doesn't anybody like feminist picnics?

Because they never have any sandwiches.

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Why did the baker only date large breasted women?

Because he kneaded them.

How many trains have you derailed to date?

I replied "It's hard to keep track."

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Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

How many professional soccer players does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.

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Why shouldn't you kiss anybody on New Years Day?

Because it's the first date.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day ?

Turns over a new leaf !