What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

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Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

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How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

How many chemicals are crack?

Lets get this done in one sitting.

Aboriginal Jokes More Aboriginal Jokes

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man?

hopefully not a repost) The city supports the bench. Badum-tsss