What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

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What's the difference between the Amish and a Ferrari?

About 568 horses.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger, and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'

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Why can't Sweden win a race?

Because, it always sits right behind the Finnish line

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

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Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.