And Abori-genie.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
His son with the xbox.
What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.
One you sit on and the other is a park bench.
Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.
He heard boys' pants were half off.
A park bench can support a family.
Amor-Man
5 minutes talk to wife.
She gives birth to a son.
Mom: if youre a good boy, youll get one when youre older. Son: What is Im not a good boy? Mom: Youll get many.
Sesame Street has an Oscar.
The temperature of their caffeine
Lamp post
They're antisocial lights.
During PRIME time!
you turn me on"
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
Wife: They'll get lazy and dependent and never, ever go away. Me: *looks warily at our kids*