Aboriginal Jokes

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

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Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

What is the difference between a normal and an irradiated cat?

Irradiated cats have 18 half-lives

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What did the tv get for Christmas?

Replaced

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How do you starve a neurosurgeon?

Hide his paycheck with his kids.

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

Caucasian Jokes More Caucasian Jokes

What's the difference between Asians and Caucasians?

Asians don't have the "cauc".

What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?

Saltines.