Aboriginal Jokes

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

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Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the mother of twins name both of her sons Edward?

Because two Eds are better than one.

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

Xbox Jokes More Xbox Jokes

What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film?

P.S. I Love You

Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

What's on the TV?

I said "Dust!"

What did the police officer say to the white man running away with a TV?

Sir, you dropped your receipt!"

Caucasian Jokes More Caucasian Jokes

Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?

Saltines.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Why did Caitlyn Jenner lose custody rights of her kids?

Her kids couldn't see her anymore, she was a trans-parent.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long?

Polaroids! I'm so bored...

What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

Whats the difference between a park bench and an artist?

A park bench can support a family of four.

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

What do you get when you combine an elephant and a poodle?

A dead poodle, split in half.