Aboriginal Jokes

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

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Whats faster then a Aboriginal with a TV?

His son with the xbox.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

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What did the pot-head name his son?

Bud.

How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

son-of-a-b***h..!!!

Park Bench Jokes More Park Bench Jokes

What's the difference between a park bench and a writer?

A park bench can support a family.

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench?

One you sit on and the other is a park bench.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What do you throw a drowning Mexican?

His wife and kids.

Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?

The NBA.

What's Irish and sits by the pool?

Paddy O'Furniture

Lamp Jokes More Lamp Jokes

What do you call an Aboriginal in a lamp?

And Abori-genie.

What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin?

A: You get light music.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

How many chicken does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.

Tv Jokes More Tv Jokes

Why cant you watch TV in Afghanistan?

Because of the tele-ban.

What do you say when you see your TV floating at night?

Put it down, Tyrone!"