What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

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What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Why did the int drown?

Because he couldn't float! (Insert laughter here)

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger

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Why are modern women more likely to pursue a STEM degree?

They need to learn scientific notation to keep track of their n-count.

How did the executioner learn about knots?

By watching the noose.

Buoy Jokes More Buoy Jokes

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)