What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress?

Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help.

What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the vampire do to stop his son biting his nails ?

He cut all his fingers off !

What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

Buoy Jokes More Buoy Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !