What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !

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Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What floats, is very-very heavy and carries a variety of flavours as a payload?

A *Souper*tanker! Simmer on that! - I say!

What do you call a dead baby floating in the middle of the ocean?

Bait.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

What is every blonde's ambition in life?

To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Where have you learned aiming?

Response: In programming course.

Buoy Jokes More Buoy Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !