What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Middle Jokes More Middle Jokes

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle ?

A polo bear !

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What separates the men from the boys in the Navy?

A crowbar.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?

It was for 'tick or tweet' !

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Bounce Jokes More Bounce Jokes

Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Buoy Jokes More Buoy Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What did the ship captain say when his son learned to float ?

That's my buoy !