What's the worst thing about...?

getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger. *Yet another Australian pub joke*

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What do you call a man chasing a car?

What do you call a man chasing a car? -Exhausted What do you call a man being chased by a car? -Tired

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AUDI ADUI ADUI!

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Because she stole his heart

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they asked.

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The punch line.

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Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor

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Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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A wet one.

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You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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1961

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A Nokia

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Steamed Vegetable.

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Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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Hanger Jokes More Hanger Jokes

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.