Hanger Jokes

Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

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Whats the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What's the worst part of locking your keys in the car at an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

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What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.

What did the Mancunian abortion doctor say to the fetus?

Don't look back in hanger"

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of an abortion clinic?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

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What's worse than locking your keys in your car in front of an abortion clinic?

Going in and asking for a coat hanger.

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What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic?

Going inside and asking for a coat hanger.

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What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Going in to ask for a coat hanger!

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What's the difference between an airplane and an abortion?

Only one doesn't fly after coming into contact with a hanger

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What's the worst thing about...?

getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger. *Yet another Australian pub joke*

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car outside of a Planned Parenthood?

Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.

What is the worst part about locking your keys inside your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and asking for a coat hanger.

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

What's the worst part about locking your keys in the car in an abortion clinic parking lot?

Going inside to ask for a hanger.

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What is the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.

This joke may have profanity.

What's worse than locking your keys in your car at the abortion clinic?

When you have to go back in and ask for a coat hanger.

This joke may have profanity.