What's the worst part of locking your keys in your car at an abortion clinic?

Going inside and asking for a coat hanger.

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W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

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A wet one.

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because he has gnocchi

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The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

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Why do you never see a pregnant plane?

They always go to the hanger.

What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common?

They can both be fixed with a coat hanger.