What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What happens if Usain Bolt misses his bus?

He waits for it at the next stop.

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

What's yellow and black and makes you laugh?

A school bus full of black people driving off a cliff

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part of having a lung transplant?

Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.

What do you call the bad part of Italy?

Spaghetto.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

Who can shave 30 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH