What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus

What do you do when two lesbians make out in front of you in a bus?

You get off.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a cliff?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How many Avengers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.

Why didn't the mobsters car parts fit?

they all fell off a truck.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about meeting someone with Parkinson's?

Shaking hands.

What's the worst part about 4 black guys driving off a cliff in an escalade?

They were my friends. :(

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What did they tell the most famous child actress from the 30's when she tried to audition for a role in Harry Potter?

Shirley you can't be Sirius.

When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

A: Who cares!