What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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What do a Chinese tourist who got run over by a bus and a lobster have in common?

They're both crushed-asians

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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How do you make a sheep jump off a cliff?

Put a redneck behind it.

What do you get when you throw a dead baby off a cliff?

A pleasant erection

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What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

How many babies can fit in a blender?

Depends how powerful the blender is

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What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White?

Shaking Bad.

What's the worst part of a vacuum?

Nothing.

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How do you make 30 senior citizens swear?

Shout "Bingo!" before them

What's the difference between a carpenter and a construction worker?

30 IQ points. This, as any carpenter will tell you, isn't a joke.