What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call the one white person on a bus full of black people?

Coach

Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a farmer?

A farmer shucks between fits.

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What's the worst part about /r/meirl moderators?

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What's the worst part about locking your keys in your car, outside of a planned parenthood center?

Having to go inside and ask for a coat-hanger.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What do you call someone who has to shave 30 times a day?

A barber

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.