What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

Why did little Johnny lose his ice cream?

He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

What do you call a cat sitting on the edge of a cliff?

A precipuss.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

Why weren't there any black men in the trojan horse?

They couldn't fit.

Bad Jokes More Bad Jokes

What is the worst part about breaking up with a japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice.

What's the worst part about being a redneck?

Having to see your ex at family gatherings.

30 Jokes More 30 Jokes

What does Fetty Wap buy when he goes to Walmart?

7 tees, 30 eggs

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.