What's the worst part about 30 lawyers in a bus going over a cliff?

The bus could fit 30 more lawyers.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone?

He got hit by a bus!

How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus?

You pokemon

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff

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How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What's the worst part about making out with a perfect 10?

The cold feeling on your lips when you realize you're kissing the mirror

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

What do Jesus and a nerd have in common?

Both are long-haired, live at their parents' till their 30's, and if they'll do anything, it is considered a miracle.