Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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What did God say when he made the first black person?

Damn, I burnt one...

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

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What's red, white, and full of holes?

Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

Why was Hillary thrown out of a restaurant?

She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.

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What do you call a bus that identifies with no gender?

A transit

Why did the boy drop his Ice Cream?

A: He was hit by a bus

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How did Caitlyn Jenner and Kanye West settle an argument?

They went outside and exchanged blows.

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows