Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Styrofoam cup?

A dead baby doesn't harm the atmosphere when you burn it.

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

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What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

How do you get 50 Pikachus on a bus?

Poke 'em on.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon