Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How did the hipster burn his tounge?

He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!

What do a Bernie Sanders supporter, a Cross-Fitter, and a person with Herpes have in common?

They all "Feel The Burn!"

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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears?

A: Trying to hold on to a thought.

What did the person say when someone tried to cut off their toes?

I'm lactose intolerant.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

Why planes are faster than car and buses?

Because they are almost never **tired**.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."