Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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How did the blonde burn her nose?

Bobbing for french fries.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

What do you call it... What do you call it when a bus and a car are put together?

12 Casualties

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful, But the fire is so delightful ; And since we have no replace to go, Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!