Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

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What's a blind man doing on a boat?

Waiting for a bus.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

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How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

What did the pirate say when he walked into the brothel?

arggg! thar she blows