Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A: A cello burns longer.

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Why did the pacifist /b/tard try to calm everyone down?

He did it for the

Why did Hannibal Lecter try DiGiorno's Pizza?

He heard it had de y flavor.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

Why have you parked your bus here?

Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

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What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.

What's the difference between having a badly poured draft beer and having a child with Down's Syndrome?

If the head's too big on your beer, you can blow it off.