Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a burning white guy?

A firecracker

How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

What's the worst part about working with a gamer?

They're always trying to 1-Up you.

Bus Jokes More Bus Jokes

How do you get Pikachu on a bus?

You Pokmon!

Why did Jimmy drop his icecream?

He got hit by a bus!

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!