What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

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Why do I always sit in the back of an airplane?

Cos iv never heard of an airplane reverse into a mountain... ill help myself out...

Why did the acronym buff decide to go join the etymologists instead?

He heard they had PIE.

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What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?

A zip.

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Going to Thailand with your own children

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson