What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald