What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

Why did the sweet toothed scientist blow up his monkey?

He wanted some Rhesus pieces.

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Why did Mary Magdalene have an affair with Jesus?

She heard about his second coming

Why did the chicken cross the state line?

He just had to get out of there because he heard that Kentucky fried chicken!

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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?

Accidentally hit submit before you

When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

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What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."