Willie Nelson Jokes

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

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What are the four words that you least want to hear, after having blown Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson."

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson."

What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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Any 4 numbers in a row."

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Because they don't believe in the KKK

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What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

What do you say to a woman with one black eye?

Nothing, you've already told her.

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What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

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Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What did Lord Nelson say to his shipmates before they got on the ship?

Get on the ship

What's black and slides down Nelson's column?

Winnie Mandela.

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What has 132 legs and 8 teeth?

A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!

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Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks . . .

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What's the same between a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about them, but you never see one

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He heard it had de y flavor.