OC It only takes 1. But another 999 to repost this 100% original joke. I made this.
As much people as is needed to screw that lightbulb.
None, he lets the knives do the work
have you tried turning the light off and back on?"
Who says it's dark
Eggs get laid at least once.
BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE
1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang
100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.
Reddit already. Downvote.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.
OC) You really can't tell the difference between a fish and an elephant
100% abracadabra
The rest of your life.
