What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

What do Mexicans put under their carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What's the difference between a cow and the Twin Towers?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.

What's the definition of a Mistress?

Oh, I don't know. Probably something between a Mister and a mattress.