What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

Where will you see yourself in 15 years?

A Mirror

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What is the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About 20kg.