What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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What's the difference between Java and JavaScript?

Java and JavaScript are similar in the same way car and carpet are.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez?

At the pico de gallows.

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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