What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Burr-burr

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Carpet !

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Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez?

At the pico de gallows.

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!