What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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What STD is found most commonly among lesbians?

Carpet burn

What do you call a cute little animal you keep in your automobile?

A: A carpet.

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

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Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez?

At the pico de gallows.

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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