What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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Why does carpet never make a sound?

It's the world's quietest pervert.

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez?

At the pico de gallows.