What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What type of lunch do you get at an air show?

A plain one.

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Why couldn't the melons secretly get married?

Because they were cant elopes

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?

They both cantaloupe.