What type of melon would Romeo and Juliet have been?

Cantaloupe.

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What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?

Sorry you're not my type.

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

Why Romeo could not meet Juliet at an Apple Store?

Poor Juliet! Did not know Apple stores don't have Windows!

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What is Romeo and Juliets least favorite fruit?

Cantaloupe.

What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit?

Can't- elope!

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe