Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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What's that movie about the girl who forgets Adam Sandler every day?

I want to know her secret

How'd you catch it?

Me:*flashes back to being dressed as girl stingray* You know, the regular way.

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What did Jay-Z call Beyonc before they were married?

Fiance

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

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Why did the melons plan a big wedding?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why were the melons upset when they were denied a marriage license?

Because it means they *cantaloupe*

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What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

Why do melons tend to have large weddings?

They cantaloupe