Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

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How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

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What would Al Pacino be called if he marries Daenerys Targeryen?

Khal Pacino.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

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Why did the melon leave her boyfriend?

He said he can't elope.

What should you do when life gives you melons?

Get tested for dyslexia.

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Where did the cantaloupe take his vacation?

John Cougar's Melon Camp

What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.