Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!

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Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D

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What's the difference between a baby and a politician?

Saying they are full of sh*t means 2 completely different things.

What do you mean I can't drink alcohol with this medication?

You're not a bartender! You're just a pharmacist.

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Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.

Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.