Why Should You Never Marry A Tennis Player?

Because love means nothing to them!

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

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What do you call a woman who marries an old ugly and poor man?

A: Stupid!

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates :)

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What does it mean if a dude looks down and sees four balls instead of two?

He needs to be very careful, because he may be getting screwed.

What qualifies as a "short stack" of pancakes?

I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right Yes Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack.

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Why don't tennis players ever get married?

Because love means nothing to them.

Why did the tennis player get thrown out of his workshop?

He was making a racket.